Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s Yorkie: Frankie

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Frankie: An Evil Genius Playing God with Human Genetics? Besides sharing superior and even “unfair” genetics, Miranda Kerr and her husband, Orlando Bloom, also share Frankie; a 5-pound militant Yorkshire Terrier. Sources say that the Yorkie has been instrumental in keeping the happy couple together, and has reduced the pair to a life of voluntary Yorkie-servitude.

As a conspiracy theorist, I might even hypothesize that Frankie brought the celebrity couple together in order to make a very attractive human baby. Although Frankie’s intent isn’t clear, “Eugenics” (the study and practice of selective breeding in humans) seems to be the motivation. Eugenics has frequently been practiced by dictators throughout history, and Frankie seems to be no exception.

Perhaps the evil Yorkie-genius will use the couple’s rich, attractive offspring as a pawn in his global plot of Yorkie world rule; or, perhaps he is just playing God with human genetics to amuse himself. Only time will tell.

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Halloween Contest Photo: Frankie The Spiderbug

"Frankie is a 1 year old black Pug.  He is a sweetheart...he is also so ugly that he is cute!  We wanted him to be something scary but funny at the same time.  Since he is all black and already furry, why not give him some extra furry legs and make him a giant tarantula!!  He is such a good boy and loves getting dressed up...whatever gets more people to come up and pet him is fine by him!"posted 2010 Oct 25 by Chip Green

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